(Dracula)
Dr. Frankenstein, may I ask you something?
(Frankenstein)
Of course, Count Dracula. Ask me anything.
(Dracula)
What are we doing in this alley?
You're supposed to come up with a cure
So the smell of blood won't be a lure
It's midnight and I'm getting hungry
(Frankenstein)
Oh, have patience, Drac! Will you cut me some slack?
Please go and find me a dead body
I need one that's fresh and not so smelly
And rather one that has a strong back
(Both)
What a macabre pair are we
Under the cloak of night
Working in harmony
Is our delight
(Dracula)
Are you suggesting that I kill someone?
Just so you can make another monster?
(Frankenstein)
Yes, but can we hurry and just get it done
It's not like this would be your first cadaver
(Both)
What a macabre pair are we
Under the cloak of night
Working in harmony
Is our delight
(Dracula)
I asked for help because I'm sick!
(Frankenstein)
Your blood addiction you can kick!
(Dracula)
But you are feeding my craving!
(Frankenstein)
Will you just do it, man, and stop your complaining?
(Both)
Oh, why is it hard to just find some good help?
Why do I have to do everything myself?
(Dracula)
I should have known that you were just a fraud
(Frankenstein)
Dammit, Drac, I'm a doctor, not a god!
(Both)
What a macabre pair are we
Under the cloak of night
Working in harmony
Is our delight
(Dracula)
So are you curing me or not?
(Frankenstein)
I will cure you but I need more time
(Dracula)
Then all the time in the world shall be thine
(Frankenstein)
By the blazes you are talking rot!
(Both)
What a macabre pair are we
Under the cloak of night
Working in harmony...
(Frankenstein)
Uh, Drac? Drac, what are you doing? No, wait, Drac! Noooooooo!
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